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Take Your Daily Dose Of Cuteness With Tiniest Fluffiest Criminals

Good morning to all the ladies, guys, and cat lovers. We sincerely hope that you are both composed and energized because you will need both to finish this listicle. You must be new if you have read the title, watched the “cutest kittens,” and are unsure of why we believe you should be ready. If not, you would be aware that kittens are bad guys. They are huge, or extremely sexy, criminals.

They apparently possess the ability to force us to take actions that we never imagined taking, such as writing a listicle about them every single week. These tiny kittens, who appear to be oh so innocent, have the power to make us squeal uncontrollably, to give us butterflies we didn’t ask for, and, most pawmazingly of all, to make us want to adopt a kitten right this second. Therefore, proceed at your own risk, and best of luck.

1. Ru reported her illegal small criminal conduct and handed herself up.

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Okay, so it would appear that Ru is a criminal, just not the most intelligent one—at least not yet. Ru clearly has the ability to commit crimes, but she hasn’t yet realized how crucial it is to hide her traces. We assure you that she won’t turn herself in forever, so be on the lookout, people. The crimes will soon be perpetrated secretly.

Via u/SlowSandwich

2. When you are small and cute.

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Ah, a worn-out bad guy. This explains why we fall for them so quickly and passionately. Yes, they may regularly violate our rights as humans, but the moment they perform the shoulder bed thing, we are immediately whipped. These little fellas are impossible to resist. Simply impossible.

Via u/fidus-

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4. “was told this fits here. his name is pigeon :)”

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5. “Illegally smol burgler apprehended after breaking into ATM”

Personal computer - 885 TEAT MATE

6. “pigeon update. he looks a lot more polite than he actually is”

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7. “We watched Batman vs Superman and this is how she fell asleep”

Comfort

8. “Found little criminals in a dumpster. Scheduled vet appointment for day after tomorrow. Need your advice how to take care of them.”

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9. “I caught this little thief trying to steal my woodworking tools! After questioning, I learned her name is Dorito.”

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10. “Amelia here is exhausted from a hard day of doin’ tiny crimes!”

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11. “Since everyone loved Aspen so much, I present his downright degenerate little brother, Stormie, also a smol floofer.”

Cat

12. “Little foofy baby void, his name is Aspen.”

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13. “Baby Feldspar is planning her escape”

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14. “Here are the mugshots of my four foster babies”

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15. “and the verdict is in.. their names are Mufasa and Scar! thank you for all the suggestions!”

Cat - Needle GASOLINE

16. “This little villain manipulated my granddaughter into helping it achieve its evil plans. Now I serve it food and clean its litter box…”

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17. “Too smol wants outside”

Wood

18. “Smol kitten does not realize computers are not for sleeping.”

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19. “Anemone: Smol but fierce with her fever coat and triangle tail. Soon to be on parole with her new family”

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20. Don’t talk to me, I am angry

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