I mean, I would be the first to say they are not as evil as people say. However, my arguments fall apart when they go sleeping in plants and destroying TVs. There is only so much I can do to restore the name of cats because they apparently don’t want to be known as being nice from what I can tell. Don’t get me wrong, I love cats and I will continue to be their servant until the end of time, but they sure make it hard sometimes.
And if you don’t believe me, then you clearly don’t have a cat. Because even the most well-behaved kitty will be found with their literal paw in your food. Yes, even if that food is just vegetables, the kitty will make sure to ruin it for you even though she won’t eat it. But at the end of the day, it is impossible to get mad at them because this is what we signed up for when we adopt a cat.
You can see how big jerks they can be by scrolling below.
#1 Cats just love to rub their hair all on freshly dried clothes.
Our Nina went missing, and I was worried sick. After hiking and calling for her all day, I passed out these flyers in the pouring rain…. and she just sauntered right out of the woods. Brat! (So relieved I’m in tears)
#4 ‘This is my stool, this is not for the papers.’
Cats may like to destroy your hard work or expensive things but we know what is going to happen when we get a cat. And even if our favorite couch has bite marks on it, these are all material things at the end of the day. And cats are like family, so it doesn’t really matter. And people who think their furniture is more important than their cat should never adopt one because they are not ready for it.
Went to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Pitch dark. Heard a noise in the bathroom with me, in the bathtub… finally got up the courage to turn on my phone light and confront this furry butthole.
#34 How else was the kitty supposed to look outside?