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18 Funniest Brand-New Animal Names That Are Actually Better Than Their Real Names

Animal names have a long history, and the Greek and Latin naming of animals frequently describes unique characteristics that set one animal family or species apart from another. Hippopotamus, for instance, is directly derived from ancient Greek and meaning “horse (hippo) of the river (potamus),” whereas canis lupus familiaris was the term given to dogs in antiquity. The clever people at So Bad So Good attempted to think of a contemporary equivalent to the familiar animal names, and they came up with some hilarious nuggets that are in many respects superior to the originals.

1. Danger Zebra is such a hilarious name

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

2. Furry Potato really looks like a furry potato

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

3. Forrest Corgi looks like an annoyed forest

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

4. I hope that Fart Squirrel does not literally comply to her name because that would be gross

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

5. Sadeyes Von Gimmefoos is my type of god, it’s because my eyes are always sad and I always need food

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

6. Danger Noodle is like having noodles but in a poisonous way lol

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

7. Pantless Thundergoose is really roaming around pantless and shamelessly

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

8. Wizard Cow is a wizard but a good one, will do anything to save you

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

9. Stab Rabbit is not a regular rabbit or a friendly one, it can stab you and hurt you with its pointy ends

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

11. Are you a giraffe or are you a sheep?

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

12. Cat Bird is getting me confused for the name

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

13. American Murder Log is legit scary af and it can be interpreted by its name too

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

14. Toothy McNudist, okay I see you and I don’t like you at all

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

15. Grumpy McSnapface really has that grumpy face

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

16. Meet Magical Safety Dragon

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

17. Sea Dog resting peacefully in the sea

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

18. Formal Chicken, are you a penguin or a chicken? The name is hilarious as it seems a penguin is dressed up formally

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

What do you think about these hilarious names? Aren’t they the funniest ever? I mean, I literally could not stop laughing at some. Share your feedback with us in the comment section down below.

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