Every underachiever dreams of having a job that demands no effort, but landing such a position by sheer luck is the stuff of dreams. This is exactly what happened with Reddit user u/jerichomega, who shared his incredible story on the subreddit r/antiwork. OP shared that after his direct manager got fired, he found himself in an extraordinary situation. With no new boss assigned and no tasks handed down, OP ended up enjoying months of paid idleness.
OP’s tale of accidentally achieving the ultimate slacker’s dream captured the imaginations of many, turning him into a minor legend among those who fantasize about work-free employment.
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1. Working without work.
2. The person who hired OP got fired a week before she was to join.
3. For months, OP comes, sits on his desk, does nothing, and leaves.
4. No tasks whatsoever. OP has been riding the wave and is enjoying the monthly cash inflows in the name of “salary”.
Man, this is a dream come true. I hope he doesn’t randomly get fired one day, I want him to enjoy this. With that being said, this is creepy as fu*k. Like, is OP even sitting among real humans? Or what if OP is d*ad and he doesn’t know that he has d*ied. And the person the office is actually his soul. Humans can’t see souls so this theory has some weight.
My brain is going all places to rationalize this situation!
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5. In an update OP shared he was making 5 figured by doing nothing.
6. Man, this really is every employee’s dream.
7. In a second update, OP answerrd more questions. The company was operational as his requests to take days off would get approved.
8. There is no sign out attendance? I need to apply ASAP.
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Here’s what the internet had to say about this:
9. Only then it will be really hard for them to dispute anything down the line.
Via unicorn8dragon
10. Keep riding the wave until something eventually happens, which it will.
Via devilsmile7
11. Sounds like a golden dream.
Via Critical-Ad2084
12. Hit me up if you find something.
Via virgilreality
13. The loophole has been identified.
Via Infernalism
14. I second this.
Via Nonlethalrtard
15. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo.
Via OuroborousBlack
16. It is your time. Live it to the fullest.
Via OkCaregiver517
17. General public benefitting from bureaucracy? Aw, man. This really is a dream.
Via I_R_Greytor
18. This response wins!
Via Eyezotope
19. Almost six figures from this job and certain six figures from the other one. Become a millionaire and chill.
Via aecho2
20. He found the cupboard that opens to Narnia.
Via KetoLurker
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