When you adopt a cat, it doesn’t remain a pet anymore. It becomes family. Your cat is now your best friend. Your entire day is spent with your furry feline friend by your side. Eventually, their habits become familiar to you and vice versa. You know they’ll wake you up at 6 AM to ask for breakfast. When you’re sad or crying, your cat will curl up next to you and comfort you. You both speak to each other through your actions.
However, sometimes your cat will surprise you. It will do something so weird or unexpected and you won’t be able to figure out the logic behind it. That’s when you will wish you knew cat language. Cats are weird like that. They do things that humans just can’t comprehend. Want some examples? Scroll down below to see some hilarious cat logics that humans will never understand:
(h/t: justsomething)
Error 404: Cat.exe has stopped working.
Cardboard boxes > Everything else.
Maybe if I step in it, I’ll get more food.
It’s actually a weight check.
Beds? What beds?
How are cats this flexible?!
Dude, why is there an assprint on my screen?
TWO presents? A bed and a box?! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME!
If the human is drinking out of it, it must have Holy water.
It’s more comfortable this way.
Who likes being normal anyway?
Soft bed!
“Impossible” does not exist in my dictionary.
Well, at least you won’t have to worry about any of it getting on the floor.
I just can’t decide!!!
This is cool and all, but what the hell are those scissors?
It’s a kitty bookmark!
The box is comfier than your stupid bed.
Planking.
This is not going to end well.
This smells GREAT!
Perfect place to hang out.
Look at that tummy!
Give me ALL your attention!
Look at these cute babies. What even goes on in their heads though? It’s beyond me. I’m used to all this nonsense behaviour though. I have a kitten named Venus and she does the exact same things. You might not understand why they do this, but you learn to live with it.
Hey sweetheart, how you doin’?
That doesn’t even look comfortable. WHY?
When you miss your deadline because of your cat.
Let’s listen to some meowsic.
They enjoy your misery as they watch you pick up the pieces.
What? It’s warm.
Okay, that’s a first. They usually sit on top of them.
She is probably just mad at you.
He’s so tiny!
Let the robot charge in peace.
I hope they don’t consider the cat as food.
Call me “plant.”
She looks far better than you in these shoes.
No sun? That’ll do.
Just riding around town in my cat-illac.
This is how I sleep and then complain about back problems.
Book worm? Nah, book-cat!
Puma in Adidas.
“Why are you covered with cat hair?”
This is why I never get things done.
That’s a nice chin rest.
Why is this bread loaf sitting on top of you?
What did you think of these hilarious photos? Do you know why cats do these things? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!