Guy Claims His Wife Got Pregnant Because Cat Poked Holes In His Condoms

By Malaika
July 24, 2020
3 minutes read

Never knew something like this could happen.

I mean we all like to blame all of our mistakes on our pets. From the age-old excuse of ‘dog ate my homework’ to the cat is the one who peed on the floor. However, this time it really is the cat’s fault and before you get worried, No this is not a story about the furry community.

There is a Reddit specifically made for people who want to tell the world how they messed up today. It’s called TIFU (Today I F*cked Up) and the name is very appropriate for the content it holds. So when a man posted a story about how his wife got pregnant because of a cat, everyone was curious about what he was talking about.

Scroll on below and take a look for yourself.

Source: Reddit

First a bit of background on why they didn’t want tog et pregnant again quite so soon.

And now he goes on to explain what kind of an evil genius is his cat.

And let’s just say it was a bad thing that they didn’t turn on the light during their bedroom time.

So all in all this is a story of how a cat was the reason a woman got pregnant.

And this is the evil genius that has caused quite the stir on the Internet.

I never thought I’d say the sentence ‘a woman got pregnant because of a cat’ but here we are. The world never ceases to amaze me. Honestly, companies should make nail proof condoms. Maybe then these types of accidents would happen less.

The kitty was just curious about the shiny wrapper.

I’m glad this didn’t stop him from making cat puns.

I mean it is a very strange title. I was worried they knew something I didn’t.

I don’t think the fursuit is an important detail in this story.

Well, I suppose Reddit users observe a lot more in a story.

I mean you have to give them a suitable name. How could you not?

How she got pregnant is in the past but our well-wishes are with her for the future.

What did you think of this story? has anything similar ever happened to you? A quick google search revealed to me that this is not the first time this has happened. So comment down below and let us know your similar experience.