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60 Hilariously Accurate Dog Tweets That Are Too Important

Dogs are all that is good and precious in life.

I can’t imagine a life without having dogs as pets. Being a dog parent is sometimes better than being an actual parent. It is a lot of responsibility, but it is definitely worth it. Waking up to your doggo patiently waiting for you to feed them with puppy dog eyes, playing around when you’re bored, and cuddling up with them when you’re upset are just some of the pros of having a dog.

If you don’t own a dog, what are you waiting for? Go adopt one now! I promise you won’t regret it. However, if you can’t keep one due to complications, we are here to fill that void. Here are some hilariously accurate tweets about dogs that’ll make your day:

1. We’re all dogs on the inside.

squotescomedy

2. You can even hide them in a coin purse.

mogvvai

3. Shepherd Spy

boringenormous

4. No more hooch for the pooch.

morgan_murphy

5. They grow up so fast.

Munoz0702

6. Please co-operate.

NicCageMatch

7. This is just sad.

jegan__mones

8. Best wedding photo ever!

kpintoledo

9. Sheepdog? That’s a Yeti, bro.

juliareinstein

10. Or Brad Pitt Bull.

KeetPotato

11. Dogs with human names are the best.

monicaheisey

12. My dog used to bring me cockroaches.

MelanieWang2

13. Oscar the Grouch.

juliagalef

14. They’re about to drop a fire album.

galasshoe

15. Try dreadlocks next.

landpsychology

16. I feel sorry for beans.

Juliie240

17. Behind every great leader is a great dog!

KELLYWEILL

18. Actually, he’s blessing the dog.

jessicard

19. Barkachu, I choose you!

deadliidev

20. I wish my teacher brought his dog with him at university.

svershbow

21. Love her name.

elle91

22. Best friend assurance is crucial.

amanda_c_rae

23. A responsible dog parent.

DamienFahey

24. Magic pie bush!

ChrisBramwell

25. He looks so happy to meet Pluto!

DoggoDating

26. It is what it is, Karen.

GoodZiIIa

27. How do so many puppies fit in such a small mom?

landpsychology

28. She looks sassy.

JoshPit40

29. Irrational fear.

dog_rates

30. It’s all fun and games till he destroys the phone.

adriana_lowe

Your dog is going to be your number one source of entertainment. Bored? Go spend some time with your doggo. Their shenanigans never end and that’s why we love them so much. Thank goodness for the Internet, you can count on it to give you your daily dose of doggo wholesomeness.

31. No, Max. YOU sit.

RuinMyWeek

32. We don’t want anything to happen to our lovely pupper.

Alex_Iosiovich

33. I don’t see a doggo anywhere.

CUTEFUNNYANIMAL

34. Panic!

Reverend_Scott

35. Awkward!

thetomska

36. Friends forever!

granitetide

37. Why the long face?

justcutemsgs

38. Lifting each other up!

WeLoveDogsUSA

39. Spread the love!

HealingMB

40. That’s a good boy!

lyss121

41. Little ball of fur.

sweetestpoms

42. Why, though? They dig so well!

jackkirby

43. Things to keep you up at night.

MattBellassai

44. Superdog!

jimmyriley0

45. Those warning stomach contractions!

smithsara79

46. We earn to give them a better lifestyle.

wadeinspace

47. This is my home now.

kittykhajiit

48. Defeated by the food bandit!

shostygirl77

49. Please don’t feed your dogs chocolate.

misterbrilliant

50. FaceTime family reunion.

deeeameddie

51. The joker is now a hero.

ChelseaMcFerren

52. Hey kid, wanna try some drugs?

hopevista

53. Dog passenger.

_domenica00

54. Dog discrimination!

elle91

55. Bad dog.

emmethompsonn

56. Best goals ever.

Reverend_Scott

57. Nailing the man bun!

FluffSociety

58. But he’s so cute!

murrman5

59. Is that a bobblehead?

rubyymaee

60. Money well spent.

Duck_Sparrow

Do you have a doggo? Share your stories with us in the comments below!

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