10 Terrible Cat Jokes That May Make You Cringe

10 Terrible Cat Jokes That May Make You Cringe

  • By Saif
  • November 20, 2020
  • 4 minutes read

Hey, who’s up for some hilarious yet cringiest cat jokes?

There are numerous reasons to fall in love with our furry little companions as they are surely one of the cutest creatures to exist. Cats are well known for their mischievous little acts and mysterious nature but there are many fascinating facts that you probably haven’t even heard of. For instance, did you know that back in 1963, a cat travelled to space? Yep, on October 18th 1963, a cat who goes by the name of Felicette AKA “Astrocat”, was the first and only cat who has been to space! Another interesting fact is that the world’s oldest living cat is 31 years old! Even though the average life span of cats are between 12-18 years. Isn’t that amazing?

Now, enough with the fascinating facts for today, you know what else do we love about our furry little companions? That we are able to make cringey cat jokes! The type of jokes which will confuse you as to whether you should laugh about it or be like, “really?”. For instance, where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The re-tail store! Or did you know why was the cat so agitated? Because he was in a bad mewd. Yep, we were referring to this kind of jokes.

Gotta love the humour of our people who come up with these type of jokes, honestly! We have gathered some of the most terrible & cringiest cat jokes which are definitely going to make you laugh.

NOTE – Viewers discretion is strongly advised as we take no responsibility of your brain being malfunctioned at some point due to the humour that has been involved in this article. Okay, so let’s get it rollin’!

1. What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

Why, a catastrophe, of course!

2. What do you call a cat in a station wagon?

A car-pet.

3. One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit, she introduced them to me: “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract, that’s Alogue.”

“Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” I asked.
“Oh, those are their last names,” she explained. “Their first names are Cat.”

4. What is cleverer than a talking cat?

A spelling bee!

5. What is a French cat’s favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse!

Hey, we are sorry to catch you in the middle but are you not having fun? I mean yeah we get that these jokes are cringe-worthy but that’s certainly a good laugh as well! Hey, I’ve got an extra one to share which just occurred to my mind. What do cats love to do in the morning? Can you tell? Well, they like to read the mewspaper! :p Okay, you can proceed further.

6. What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

“I’m paw!”

7. How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can.

8. My kitten was having trouble watching her Blu-Ray.

Turns out she just had the movie on paws.

9. Since my cat is getting old, I’m gonna start calling him by a new name…


10. A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him.

“Are you a cat?” asked the man, surprised.
“Yes,” the cat replied.
“What are you doing at the movies??” the man asked.
“Well,” said the cat. “I liked the book.”

Annnnd the cringe ride ends here! 😀 Did you have fun or did you have fun? :p Sorry, you don’t have a choice because it is what it is. Btw, do you know what’s a cat’s favourite colour? PURR-PLE. HAH! Got you. Bet you didn’t see that coming, did you? Do you have any cringe-worthy jokes to tell us? If you do, please write them down in the comments section below and let everyone have a laugh!

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