Periods Jokes That You Will Find Hilarious If You Are On Your Period

By Malaika
October 29, 2020
4 minutes read

If only periods didn’t have to be so necessary.

If you ask me, I would say women got the short end of the stick when we were bestowed with our bodies. I mean we bleed every month and that is not all, we also have to deal with horrible mood swings and cramps to top it all of. If that doesn’t make you want to run for the hills, we also have to deal with people telling us to ‘suck it up.’ If it was so easy, don’t you think nobody would talk about it?

However, it is not at all peaceful or in any way easy. But that doesn’t mean we don’t try to make the best out of the horrible situation we are given to deal with. And that means hilarious tweets and a lot of jokes that are surely going to make you bleed like the Niagra falls when you undoubtedly laugh at most of these.

So if you were looking for some relatable content to feel closer to other women who are going through their time of the month as well, you have come to the right place. Scroll below and take a look.

#1 Especially if your tampon or pad has somehow started leaking.

#2 I am quite sure, seeing a spider struggling would make an arachnophobe cry when they are on their period.

https://twitter.com/iam_zara0/status/1308075289017307137?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1308075289017307137%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_3%2Ccontainerclick_1&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fcrystalro%2Fperiod-jokes

#3 Periods just love to spring the worst sort of surprises on you.

Also, the breakouts are the worst. I get them at the start of my period and then by the time I finally get rid of all the pimples A WHOLE MONTH HAS PASSED AND I GET MY PERIOD AGAIN. -bubblecloud

#4 It sometimes really does feel like something is hammering your insides.

#5 Alfred would have realized that if he was a woman or knew the plight of women.

#6 I honestly don’t even want to think about those horrible times.

#7 I don’t think they want to know this either.

I’m one of the lucky ones that have always had easy periods. I can remember once having a little lower back pain and maybe a few breakouts every once in a while but other than that pretty much nothing except the actual bleeding part. -lempinimi

#8 Only three days would be a blessing. Mine just likes to show up whenever it’s in the mood.

#9 Does he really think a bandaid is going to solve anything at this point?

#10 You don’t know whether to marvel at them or cringe at the pain.

I get super weird dreams on my period. For example, I had a dream that my brother and his wife and I went to a Bon Jovi concert that was Jon running around on stage and we sat behind his oldest son, even though there was nobody else there. -daynam