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50 Parents Tweet That Depict What Having Kids Is Like In The Most Hilariously Brutal Way Possible

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Imagine a battlefield where the foes are pint-sized humans armed with crayons, curiosity, and an uncanny knack for chaos. Yes, I am talking about kids, those tiny tornadoes who have turned our lives upside down and inside out. But fear not, as there is so much joy to be found in the hilariously brutal honesty of parents who have taken to Twitter to share their daily adventures.

From sleep deprivation that rivals torture tactics to mealtime meltdowns that make soap operas look tame, these parents hold nothing back. Prepare to laugh, cringe, and nod in solidarity as we dive into the tweets that perfectly capture the rollercoaster ride of raising kids.

Scroll down below to enjoy!

1. They have cracked the code!

Via @copymama

2. The biggest robbery ever conducted every year.

Via @notmythirdrodeo

3. He hit the right spot.

Via @XplodingUnicorn

4. You didn’t value her gift. Now face the wrath.

Via @Lottie_Poppie

5. His printer didn’t print that bullet point.

Via @IDontSpeakWhine

6. I am 25 and I still ask this.

Via @LifePitts

7. The Olympian within them awakens.

Via @Dad_At_Law

8. May God provide her with the required patience.

Via @MumInBits

9. He has already prepared his mind.

Via @HomeWithPeanut

10. The scenario, weirdly, imagines parenting perfectly.

Via @BunAndLeggings

11. The kids have such a big social circle.

Via @mom_tho

12. Validated the note.

Via @KatieDeal99

13. I never understood this until I joined the corporate world.

Via @KristenBott

14. Oh…my…this left my jaw dropped.

Via @Dad_At_Law

15. You can never stop laughing when that happens.

Via @BunAndLeggings

16. Perfect use of a bank account.

Via @dadmann_walking

17. And it forces you to believe that you have done something wrong.

Via @bessbell

18. Just casually checked that off the list.

Via @reallifemommy3

19. You have to take a lot into consideration, and this is one for her.

Via @IDontSpeakWhine

20. You will be kicked out soon, so start saving.

Via @oneawkwardmom

21. Oh, what a surprise!

Via @kevinthedad

22. It is game over for that outfit.

Via @IHideFromMyKids

23. The blistering head makes you want to be done for the day.

Via @oneawkwardmom

24. We’ll do it as we go.

Via @MumInBits

25. She will get there.

Via @momsense_ensues

These hilarious parenting moments do make you laugh uncontrollably but at the same time, they also make you think that becoming a parent is not a decision you can take out of impulse, or just for fun.

There are a lot of considerations that you need to go through one by one to finally decide if you want to have a kid because life changes forever, and responsibilities increase tenfold. Either way, for now, if you are not a parent, you can just enjoy these moments and have a good laugh. If you are a parent,, just relate, cry a little, and laugh.

26. If your 5-year-old thinks its that way, then it must be correct.

Via @kevinthedad

27. You made a big mistake and now have to pay for it.

Via @maryfairybobrry

28. Brutal honesty!

Via @MommyCocktail

29. Does this work? I need to write this down for the future.

Via @reallifemommy3

30. That is the opposite of good.

Via @XplodingUnicorn

31. I hope the walls are fine, though.

Via @mommajessiec

32. I hope they realize what they are playing.

Via @BunAndLeggings

33. And it drains 100% of the water out of your body while they do so.

Via @Chhapiness

34. We couldn’t get past the Roomba…who can’t see properly either.

Via @oneawkwardmom

35. Sure, son. I’ll just accept my inferiority to an imaginary dog and move.

Via @daddygofish

36. They were criminals.

Via @Dad_At_Law

37. It is an impossible act to perform.

Via @mom_needsalife

38. Too late!

Via @threetimedaddy

39. Why do they all loathe it so much?

Via @momsense_ensues

40. Give him time…and a red popsicle.

Via @dadmann_walking

41. We have another Karen in the making.

VIa @HomeWithPeanut

42. It is that kind of a relationship.

Via @mom_tho

43. Your words have zero value, dad.

Via @milifeasdad

44. You have to applaud.

Via @deloisivete

45. A negotiation that easily takes you to 2 a.m.

Via @EmSlyce

46. Well, that is really convenient.

Via @XplodingUnicorn

47. Enjoy everything, because you won’t have time once you become a parent.

Via @SnarkyMommy78

48. A much-relevant phrase, I would say.

Via @mervatim

49. She was right, you guys heard it wrong.

Via @IHideFromMyKids

50. So it is the deodorants. Burn them all.

Via @lukeplusone

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