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‘Nice’ Guy Is Disappointed At Women Choosing ‘Losers’ Instead Of ‘Providers’ Like Him, Gets Roasted Online

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The era of revenge for the nerds is almost here! The once-mighty alpha males are now struggling to score dates. Take Stephen Vickers, for example. He finds himself at odds with modern women, who no longer prioritize traditional qualities like physical strength and being the provider. Even a hefty 700 pounds of beef annually can’t make up for a lackluster personality these days.

Maybe Texas still holds onto its traditional values tightly, and that’s okay. But for many of us, Stephen’s tweet serves as a comical throwback to the times when your possessions, not your character, determined your dating eligibility. The responses flooded in, especially poking fun at Steve’s ‘I got beef’ boast.

Scroll down below to read Stephen’s tweet and the hilarious responses it received!

Stephen took it to Twitter to ask why all women prefer “losers” over “providers.”.

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The guy got ambushed with responses, especially the fact that he had 700 lbs of beef. Here’s what the Twitter community had to say:

1. He didn’t mention what mattered the most.

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2. The most accurate meme response ever.

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3. OP struck his nerve for sure.

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4. The post went so viral that we even saw some romance build up in the thread.

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5. He missed his chance!

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6. It really cannot be fathomed why the guy brought beef into the debate.

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7. There you have it, sir. Case closed.

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8. It is he who is going to get the beef, so the question is will he be able to provide something valuable in return?

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9. It is safe to say that Stephen sure did learn a lesson as his post went viral and the internet pooled in.

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10. However, the beef obsession did not stop!

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Providers are for gold diggers. True love has nothing to do with providers. Neither the ones they are looking for are referred to as “losers.”. OP mentioned everything he had but forgot one main factor that every woman looks for in a man: his personality.

I don’t know what the purpose of his Twitter post was—perhaps popularity, which he achieved. Other than that, I don’t think he would be able to convince any woman to marry him with those 700 pounds of beef in his deep freezer.

11. This is kind of true!

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12. I got to know about this universally acknowledged truth today.

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13. Women want partners, not providers.

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14. The provider will probably divorce her the day his beef supply ends.

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15. Anyone who doesn’t have an inventory of beef is a loser.

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16. Unfortunately, the provider doesn’t know that.

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17. This is hilarious!

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18. Up your game, brother. The provider will steal your wife in no time.

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19. This wins the award for the best response.

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