The era of revenge for the nerds is almost here! The once-mighty alpha males are now struggling to score dates. Take Stephen Vickers, for example. He finds himself at odds with modern women, who no longer prioritize traditional qualities like physical strength and being the provider. Even a hefty 700 pounds of beef annually can’t make up for a lackluster personality these days.
Maybe Texas still holds onto its traditional values tightly, and that’s okay. But for many of us, Stephen’s tweet serves as a comical throwback to the times when your possessions, not your character, determined your dating eligibility. The responses flooded in, especially poking fun at Steve’s ‘I got beef’ boast.
Scroll down below to read Stephen’s tweet and the hilarious responses it received!
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Providers are for gold diggers. True love has nothing to do with providers. Neither the ones they are looking for are referred to as “losers.”. OP mentioned everything he had but forgot one main factor that every woman looks for in a man: his personality.
I don’t know what the purpose of his Twitter post was—perhaps popularity, which he achieved. Other than that, I don’t think he would be able to convince any woman to marry him with those 700 pounds of beef in his deep freezer.
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