30 Times Girls Destroyed Dudes For Using Terrible Pickup Lines
By Malaika
September 6, 2020
5 minutes read
Not every pickup line is a masterpiece.
Anyone who has been on Tinder can attest to the hundreds of terrible pickup lines that you hear every day. It seems to start a conversation with something normal like asking a question is seen as boring. And people would rather make a girl feel like a piece of meat than an actual human being.
However many girls have started to clap back to these terrible lines and it is just great. To see the guys get angry when they flirty responses fail is perfect. The easiest way to ‘impress’ a person is to treat them with respect. it really is as simple as that. And we will prove that today. So just scroll on below and take a look for yourself.
#1 Only Kind of unsolicited picture that I won’t hate.
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#2 I mean she isn’t technically wrong.
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This is the first one that made me laugh out loud. -James Floyd
#3 Perfect response to this dirty children’s rhyme.
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#4 What kind of a druid can cast fireball? Sexy or otherwise?
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#5 This actually very correct. Most of us do this.
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#6 Now I am in the mood for some vegetables.
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“Is that a tictac in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” -TheDragonPSA
#7 The Toyota Prius is the best at what it does. Scorch people.
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Yes I am a hybrid .of werewolf and vampire . Tremble before me. -Jaded Queen
#8 However, it is really overdone by now.
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#9 And I don’t think NASA has the time required to find something so tiny.
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Unapollo-getic and fierce, I love it. -S.
#10 Sounds like something a serial killer with a tendency to rip out the heart would say.
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#11 Well, That went from 0-100 quite fast.
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Guys…. I’m lost reading this. Could anyone Linda hand? -S.
#12 Name puns are the best.
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#13 You mean people with a horrific sense of humor?
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Unsofishticated pick up line, think we should scale back. -S.
#14 So I don’t completely hate this one.
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#15 At least he was upfront about what he wanted.
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This is clever way to turn someone down and a very respectful way to accept being turned down. -deanna woods
#16 If you don’t want to talk, just unmatch. Don’t waste anyone’s time.
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#17 I bet there is someone in this world who has that name.
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He named his brothers daughter De’nice and the twin boy De’nefew. -Krazy Kanuck
#18 What does one’s height have to do with anything?
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#19 Treating someone with respect? never heard of it.
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#20 Don’t blame his mother, some kids just don’t listen.
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How is it, in this modern day and age, that people still think it’s acceptable to talk to a woman- or anyone- like that? –
Lyra Fortune
#21 This is just a big no for me.
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#22 He is probably making a vaccine for coronavirus.
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#23 What else is she supposed to bring? A chainsaw?
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Time to cut it out, brother! -S.
#24 This is the dream for many girls.
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#25 Am I the one that is stupid because I don’t get it. Shouldn’t it be algebra?
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#26 Not the best self-confidence in the world I see.
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#27 He did mention giraffes. Maybe he is into that?
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#28 I see how it would seem bad but it actually isn’t.
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It’s a line from Dwight from the Office, people. It’s actually hilarious. -Emma Goldstein
#29 Nobody likes Tinder after they use it.
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#30 I love her cheesy pickup line!
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What do you think of these ‘terrible’ pickup lines? Would you ever use any of these? And what is the worst and the best pickup line you have ever heard? Let us know in the comments below.
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